1) Stand beside your woman, kneel before your God, moon before your government.
2) You can never have too much pizza.
3) Treasure your friends – with a rocketlauncher.
4) Be your own boss
5) Don’t assume my advice will work for you
6) Whenever the TV says “Kids don’t try this at home” – it doesn’t apply to you
7) Drink expensive whiskey, cheap beer and any wine.
Never, ever, ever buy anything made by Dell
9) Somebody really ought to go up to speakers corner in london, and give a complete exposition on quantum mechanics for the masses (who wants to earn instant geek cool points ?)
10) Always remember: Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys EXIST !
11) Never try to write a listblog if you’re going to run out of items halfway…
