An open letter to Scarlet Johannsen

Dear Scarlet,
Let me say first of all that you are a pretty talented actress. In fact, very few actresses with as much looks as you are that good at actually acting. You could have gotten by on your looks, but instead, you chose to learn to act. I respect that.

However. In the name of all that is good and holy. Please do not ever try to sing again. You suck at it.