usa_foreign_policy.sh

Here’s a more accurate version:

#!/bin/bash
#Simulation code for US foreign policy.
#KNOWN BUGS: Do not attempt to use in the real world which is
#complex and has issues with more than two sides.

source /etc/government/cabinet

function congress() {
LEGALBRIBERY=”yes”
sleep 60
}

function senate() {
LEGALBRIBERY=”yes”
sleep 60
}

#Previous tests suggest that running with PRESIDENT
#set to “Bush” causes system crashes across the board.

case $PRESIDENT in
“Bush”)
for COUNTRY in /usr/share/countries/arab_region ; do
if (($? > 5)) ; then
/etc/init.d/war start $COUNTRY
fi
killall -9 economy
TAXCUTS=(($TAXCUTS++))
;;
“Obama”)
cd /var/iraq && mv military.db /var/afghanistan
dd if=/dev/troops of=/var/afghanistan count=5000
# this will make the above look good
/bin/speech.sh -charm 10 -confidence 10
while [ 1 ]; do
cat /dev/money >/dev/economy &
TAXCUTS=0
TAXES=(($TAXES++)) //Code seems to break without this
HOPE=(($HOPE++))
# this should delay the disaster long enough
sleep 60
done
;;
esac