Mar 092009
 
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I wrote this while riding on a taxi for the first time in ages on Saturday, thought it was good enough to share.

Zola (To the tune of Lola).


I met him at a corner down in Africa
He said: Five bob tot by seapoint, hop in my bra
In my…

Chorus:
Zola. E-zoe-eh-zola, ah-zo-zo-zo-zola X2

He drove at a fraction of the speed of light,
I’m telling you there’s nothing that will give you a fright
like a…

Chorus

Now I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
how this crazy motherdriver carries 500 men
in a…
Chorus X 4

Mar 052009
 
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I used to receive almost daily request from people to reset their unix passwords, especially after the holiday season. The following policy has trimmed these down severely.
Please note that forgetting your password is an offense in my book, and I respond thusly:

First offense: I change your password to match your username, give you a warning and set it to autoexpire so you must change it on first logon.

Second offense: I change your password to the md5sum of your username. I check it the next day, with every subsequent day you haven’t hanged it, I add another random 32 characters generated through similar means..

Third offense: I change your password to the SHA256 has of your username. I check it the next day, with every subseuent day it’s unchanged, I add another 256 random characters generated through similar means, unless we reach maximum password length for the specific platform first.

Fourth offense: You get a R500 parking ticket and I proceed as on a third offense, except for another parking ticket per day as well (what ? You didn’t know your unix admin could do that ?)

Fifth offense: Final offense, you go “on an extended holiday to a country with no communications infrastructure whatsoever and is therefore unable to call any friends or family”. You never return. Your family treasures the letter from the peace core thanking them for your valiant death in the line of serving mankind. (Again ? You didn’t know your unix admin could do that either ?)

Mar 042009
 
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It’s high time I blog something personal again for a change. I didn’t mention this before because of the kongoni release and I wanted the blog to be focused on that for a while, but if you don’t know yet – I’m in the middle of a divorce.
I am at this stage going through a series of very fluctuant emotions jumping from relief, through anger to sadness and everything in between on a regular basis.

What helped me through this was two things. Firstly the unwavering support of my friends – without your hugs I would be dead now guys, all of you – you know who you are. Secondly the true symbol of being single again: being able to crank up whatever music you want as loud as you want and not care about bothering anybody and letting it help you channel your emotions somewhere useful.
So today’s blog: the top ten songs that helped me survive (mostly be reminding me why I should be angry).

  1. You give love a bad name: The bon jovi original works, the Atreyu death metal cover works better.
  2. Tainted love: Manson version, the rest are just not angry enough.
  3. Bound: A disturbed song, about why you shouldn’t let your partner try to change who you are… because you may as well die.
  4. Criminal: Another disturbed song: about being hurt, and getting really angry about it.

    …Actually add about 4 more disturbed songs to this list, I won’t mention them all.

  5. Closer: Nine Inch Nails, no don’t ask me why a song about the healing power of sex makes me feel better at this time.
  6. The razors edge: ACDC, the perfect generic angry song, no matter what you’re angry at.
  7. Bury me where I fall: 36 Crazy Fists. I don’t actually know exactly what this song is about, just a kind of roller-coaster ride through emotional metaphors, but it works.
  8. Wait and bleed: Slipknot… if you don’t know why this is here, you don’t know the song.
  9. Bat out of hell: Meat Loaf, one of the most intense balads ever written about the journey of the soul, and you gotta identify with a song that ends with the protagonist pondering through the moments of his own gruesome death.
  10. Heart shaped box: Nirvanna. Because: hey wait, I got a real complaint.
Mar 032009
 
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Got some good news in the kongoni forums today.

A user by the name of Pavel Jirout tested kongoni on his eeePC 701 4G and reports it works beautifully. Nice to see kongoni already being tried on things like netbooks and performing well. In other news, I’ve updated the QT port on kongoni to 4.5, if you have the current one please note that portpkg -u will not work as the previous version was a snapshot with an odd version number, you should explicitely run portpkg qt .

Finally, I’m busy building ports for lazarus, so I can get going on PIG and KISS.