May 052009
 
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Now as you may know, in my dayjob, I’m a unix system administrator. The users who use my servers are not secretaries, in fact they are unix programmers… you would imagine a rather high level of unix competence among them… wouldn’t you?

Well… never ever assume competence among professionals I guess… here are the top 5 funniest responses I have had to give to them:

  • *Please explain to me why you need a 5 terrabyte of space to hold “Sample test data” ?
  • *If you save your work in /tmp, I’m afraid you cannot blame me if it gets deleted.
  • *Why exactly would you check out a project from the source repository, onto a network drive… and leave it there ?
  • What’s worse: that was a plural “you”.

  • *I’m sorry, I cannot install the software you requested, because it doesn’t exist
  • I’m not making this up.

  • *Next time you wish to kill my server, do me a favor, use a forkbomb. An endless loop that allocates 5gb of disk-space to random data on every run, in a server sitting on a VM with a growable drive is just too cruel…
  • No, I’m still not making this up.

Sigh… and the last one, today, while I’m sick and wishing I was in bed.