I have given some thought about who the gothbusters might be and what they may look like. First I pictured a couple of fundamentalist preachers from the American Midwest, but it lacked a certain something. Perhaps a couple of bearded Virginian founding-father types ?
Finally it hit me. Gothbusters would make the perfect theme for the next season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
GOTHBUSTERS
If there’s scary teens
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
If they dress all weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
I ain’t afraid of no goths
I ain’t afraid of no goths
If they wear black make-up
on a shiny white base
Who can ya call?
GOTHBUSTERS
Prosthetic vampire teeth
sticking outa his face ?
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
I ain’t afraid of no goths
I ain’t afraid of no goths
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
When the girl next door
hits puberty
Then it’s time to call
GOTHBUSTERS
I ain’t afraid of no goths
Boys do it to get girls
I ain’t afraid of no goth
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
If she wears black lace
like a freaky lady
Ya better call
GOTHBUSTERS
Lemme tell ya something
Bustin’ makes me feel good!
I ain’t afraid of no goths
I ain’t afraid of no goths
Don’t get caught alone no no
GOTHBUSTERS
When the boy next door
looks like a dockside whore
I think you better call
GOTHBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
I think you better call
GOTHBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
I can’t hear you
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
Louder
GOTHBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS
Who can ya call?
GOTHBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS