Jan 292010
 
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I have written many posts on philosophy over the years, today however, I felt like taking a different approach to the old problem. Where do we fit in history ? Does the actions of a single individual really make a difference ? What about long after we’re dead ? Well… maybe we can calculate that using mathematics.

Of course, since I’m not writing a PHD paper here, I’ll be using a few (fair) assumptions, which can be questioned, but I believe that – for the vast majority of cases, my postulation will stand up to scrutiny.

So let’s first think of how we might calculate the actual impact a person may have had on history, as measured at any given point. Let’s call our hypothetical person: Sarah. How much impact did Sarah have on the world ? Well, one way to estimate that would be to find out, at any given moment: how many people alive right now wishes Sarah had never died (or if she’s still alive, that she’d remain so forever), call this value (A). Then, we subtract the number of people who wishes she had never been born (call this B). For most people – the values of both these would be at their highest either sometime during their lives when they do something most impactful – or right after their deaths. With each passing year, both A and B will decrease – as people die and forget, some will tell their children though – so the decrease isn’t absolute.

If we say that Y starts as A-B, and Time is X, then, since there is direct inverse proportion between X and Y (over time the number of people who have any opinion at all of Sarah’s life reduces) there is a very standard function that we can plot here: Y=1/X – the function for an inverse proportion. But this function, by itself, does not consider the case where B is bigger than A. That function has the starting value of Y as a negative amount. So we should plot that with the function:
Y=-1/X (which is the direct polar opposite graph).
So the graph of peoples impact on the world is pretty much always somewhere on these lines:
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The Red line shows us the impact of a person who had a high starting value for A and a low starting value for B. The green line shows us a high B and a low A person.
If we use today as a the value of X, then right noow Ghandi and Nelson Mandela is probably right at the very top of the Red line at this moment. Hitler would be near the very bottom of the green line. George Busch and HF Verwoerd just a little higher on the same line.
With each passing day though – the lines get smaller, no matter how far away from zero your line starts – it always approaches it on a long enough timeline. Today – even though almost all of us still know the name of Alexander the Great, hardly anybody really has an opinion on whether we’re glad he lived anymore… yet a few of us do (historians mostly, trying to work out if his impact on history ultimately benefited mankind or not).
The point is though – for no life, no matter how big or small it starts out as – on this function – ever reaches zero. The only way that could happen, is if it starts at zero. Which is pretty much only possible if you were an orphan who became a hermit at the age of 6.
So your life has an impact that spreads throughout the entirety of history from the moment you were born onwards. The impact of your actions influences the world. The influence could be small or big, but it’s never non-existent. And over time, the impact dimishes, but it never goes away. Hitler may not be putting anybody in concentration camps anymore, but the fact that he once did radically changed the world and we still live in many of those changes.
Your life matters. If your life has a largely positive effect on the people around you – the remnants of that effect will last until the end of time, ditto if you had a largely negative effect.
We have very little opportunity to change the size of A and B (though we call get a few), but we sure can determine whether A is bigger than B or not… in other words, you can choose if your line in history is green or red – and the choice matters, because the line never, ever gets to zero.

Jan 282010
 
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100 Truths! After you’ve filled this out, TAG 10 people and have them do the same.

1. Last beverage ~ black filter coffee
2. Last phone call~ Anita, wanted to check if I was okay.
3. Last kiss~ does a “hello” peck from a friend count ? Because that greatly influences the answer.
4. Last song you listened to~ 36 Crazy Fists: Slit-wrist theory.
5. Last time you cried~ Tuesday night, after a day of the ex-wife reminding me exactly WHY she’s my EX wife.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice ~ Yes
7. Been cheated on? ~ Yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it ? ~ Yes
9. Lost someone special? ~ Yes
10. Been depressed? ~ Yes
11. Been high? –> Yes

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. Sunset-red
14. Lightblue

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Have you made new friends this year ~ Yes
16. Fallen out of love ~ Yes (well the year’s just started, but if you count “last 12 months” then yes)
17. Laughed until you cried ~ Yes
18. Met someone who changed you ~ No
19. Found out who your true friends were ~ Yes
20. Found out someone was talking about you ~ Yes
21. Kissed anyone on your top friends list ~ Yes *blush*

TRUTH:
23. How many kids do you want to have ~ I would like one or two, one day.
24. Do you have any pets ~ Cat and a Dog.
25. Do you want to change your name ~ I kina did, no legal change, just started using my initials as my name several years ago.
26. What did you do for your last birthday ~ Threw a small intimate party at a cocktail bar.
27. What time did you wake up today ~ around 6:30
28. What were you doing at midnight last night ~ Watching Jeff Dunham.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for ~ No comment.
30. Last time you saw your father ~ Mid-December.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life ~ I would really like a six-pack… yes it’s shallow but even I sometimes have shallow vanities…
32. What are you listening to right now ~ The sound of my fingers hitting the keyboard
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom ~ Yes, my best friend in highschool’s dad was named Tom. Was a very cool guy, a writer who inspired me to write.
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now? ~ People who can’t tell the difference between a mailing-list and a reply-all list.
36. What’s your real name ~ Dream On.
37. Relationship Status ~ Single and available for short-term leases.
38. Zodiac sign ~ Aries
39. Male or female ~ Male
40.Primary School ~ Pierneef Skool
41. High School ~ Oos-Moot
43. Hair color ~ Black, but my blonde roots are starting to show.
44. Long or short ~ My hair or me ? :P Hair is long, for a guy anyway.
45. Height ~ 185cm
46. Do you have a crush on someone ~ yeah… maybe more than one…
47. What do you like about yourself ~ I want to spend my life making the world a better place, ironically, this is also what I hate about myself.
48. Piercings ~ left ear.
49. Tattoos ~ Two.
50. Righty or lefty ~ Ambidextrous.

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery ~ tonsils 3yrs
52. First piercing ~ Left Ear, age 18.
53. First tattoo ~ Aged 19, on a random Saturday morning after spending weeks looking for the perfect electric guitar picture.
54. First best friend ~ Trevor
55. First Sport ~ Sheez, I can’t remember.
56. First pet ~ dog
57. First vacation ~ First I remember was a trip to badplaas in the low-feld, must have been 4 or 5 years old.
58. First concert ~ Cutting Jade at Tequila Sunrise (this was a few years before they got signed, when nobody knew who they were)
59. First crush ~ Aaah Cindy… she was a sweetheart. We were 7 years old.
60. First alcohol drink ~ well appart from the odd sip of wine with my parents, I had my first beer around age 16.

RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating ~ Haven’t yet, I don’t eat breakfast and it’s too early for lunch.
62. Drinking ~ nothing
63. I’m about to ~ Sign of a customer ticket
64. Listening to ~ Still they clacking of keys.
65. Waiting for ~ lunchtime.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OTHER SEX?
69. Lips or eyes~ eyes
70. Hugs or kisses ~ either
71. Shorter or taller ~ Shorties are adorable, but sometimes taller can be more sensual… bearing has more to do with whether you look good for your height than your height ever will.
72. Older or Younger ~ Couldn’t care less.
73. Romantic or spontaneous ~ What ? No option for “explosive” ?
74. Nice stomach or nice arms ~ Both please.
75. Tattoos or piercings ~ Both are sexy as hell.
76. Sensitive or loud ~ confident, smart and self-assured.
77. Hook-up or relationship ~ RIght now, hook-up, but the right person could change my mind.
78. Trouble maker or hesitant ~ I’m a trouble-maker, I prefer the company of fellow trouble-makers.

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger ~ Yes
80. Drank hard liquor ~ yes
81. Lost glasses/contacts ~ No
82. cried in front of someone ~ yes
83. Broken someone’s heart ~ Yes, though always when I believed it was ultimately in their best interest as well.
84. Had your own heart broken ~ Yep…
85. Been arrested ~ mmm, no.
86. Turned someone down ~ Not as often as I should have.
87. Cried when someone died ~ Yes.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl ~ Most of my friends have always been girls, my whole life, and sometimes – I’ve liked them like “that” too.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself ~ too much perhaps.
90. Miracles ~ nope.
91. Love at first sight ~ I used to. Learned a harsh lesson.
92. Heaven ~ Sometimes.
93. Santa Clause ~ Yep, he’s existence is a historical fact. But the mythology around him should be treated as such.
94. Kissing on the first date ~ Absolutely.
95. Angels ~ The kind who wear leather and ride Harley’s.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now – No comment.
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time ~ Hell no, one is more than enough work !
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever ~ For some people.
99. What’s the one thing you cannot live without ~ Heavy Metal
100. Posting this as 100 Truths ~ Yes

Jan 272010
 
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So…. I saw this blog post today. While my known views on censorship says, it should not be removed – they also include that it should be, well shouted down.
I haven’t read anything so filled with thinly-veiled racism as this in years, and choice phrases like “low-class” and “uncivilized” just hammer it home.
I mean “low-class” – not only does this person seem to hanker back to the days when cultural supremeism was acceptable, she seems to actually hanker back to the days of the class system. I guess it’s easy to think what surname you were born with should determine your destiny if you were born wealthy and white right ?!
Well, I was too- and I don’t approve of it. The thought that somebody is somehow special by virtue of his birth (rather than say, his efforts) fills my stomach with bile. But I suppose I can see the point… after all the class system was a such a huge success right ?

But I suppose it just goes to show, intolerance come with ignorance. Now let’s just say some things outright. Ask any actual scientist and they will outright refute the concept of “primitive cultures” – there aren’t any. There haven’t been for a thousand years. Those “other cultures” are just as advanced as ours, as they too – live in 2009. When we got here, they were also just as advanced as ours were then. They’re development had taken a different course, but they were exactly as developed as we were. It’s against the laws of physics for it to have been or ever be any other way.

If you were to work by “when was the culture established” to calculate age… that made them about one hundred years more “advanced” of course, but let’s not cloud the issue, or even get into the simple genetically verifiable fact that everybody on earth descends from black people in (Southern I may add) Africa.

In short every single philosophical premise on which her complaint is based has been utterly and completely proven false over the past few centuries, and yet she clings to them with the desperation of one who utterly needs to justify her sense of superiority. I can only assume that she has done nothing in her life to take any pride in, otherwise – she wouldn’t feel the need to seek her pride in culture or race (things she didn’t do anything to deserve)…
If she’s a Christian, perhaps we could venture that she should consider the phrase “there but for the grace of God…” but frankly, these kinds of believers will find superiority in even that, as if the fact that God’s grace DIDN’T put her there is somehow a reflection of herself rather than of Him…

Well the reality is Anne, that your lack of tolerance for other cultures and your lack of respect for other peoples ways – and your insistence on forcing your own cultures norms, morals and manners down everyone’s throaght makes you inferior in my book -nothing more than a target for mockery. Not because of your birth, but because of your behavior and deliberate self-induced ignorance. In other words, while you perceive others as inferior based on their birth, I perceive you as inferior based on your actions. To put it even more succinctly: unlike the people you write about – you DESERVE to be labelled inferior. You actually DID things and SAID things to deserve it.
You chose to cling to dead ideas, you chose to judge people by the value system of a culture other than their own- and then feel smug when they didn’t live up to it… of these things are wars and inhumane crimes made… of these things were holocaust made.

It’s been said that you have the right to your own opinions but not to your own facts. A saying I often quote and find very dear. Well Anne, I answered your ridiculous and insulting opinions with facts to prove them wrong – and a straight assessment of why holding them is an inditement on yourself. The good news about people like me, who judge by actions, is that the judgement of scorn and mockery you earned can be reversed. If you show an openminded willingness to consider how terribly wrong you are, I will praise you for it with the same fervor and vigor with which I scorn your current close-mindedness… the choice Anne, is entirely up to you.

Jan 252010
 
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A friend of mine, who is very much a political conservative (to my chagrin since he is an otherwise sane and intelligent person) said something this morning that prompted me to spell out exactly what I have against conservative politics.
I felt that, with a tiny bit of editing to remove some things very specific to the conversation, the general content of the post was worthy of stating publicly as my position on the topic.

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Conservatives really don’t ever see the incongruity of your logic do you ?

I quote you: “This whole global warming thing is just way for liberals to try and control every aspect of how we live our lives”.
Then you effectively state that it is wrong for people to choose a lifestyle different from “their parents values”… either we’re all free to choose whatever lifestyle we want, or nobody is. If we all are- that includes your children.
You claim you should be free to pollute the air if you want to (even though it’s my air as much as yours) and the government should not interfere in your personal life when you do this harmful thing. But then you demand that the government control whether two people in love are allowed to get married (which is, provably quite harmless to you [whether you believe it is harmless to them or not, is really besides the point now isn't it ?]).

And you know – thank goodness for young people who question their parents values… it’s practically the only reason society progresses. Once upon a time – young people questioned the idea that it was okay to make some people slaves – and they grew to be the people in power and abholish slavery. Today we all think slavery was barbaric- but just 300 years ago, our conservative, good-Christian great-great-grandparents kept slaves and thought it was okay.
Just a few decades ago, young people in this country got the idea that maybe it’s not okay to mistreat people because they happen to be black. In 1975 an anonymous poll at Potch University found 85% of the students there were opposed to appartheid – while their parents kept voting for it.
20 odd years later, they helped put in power the man who freed Nelson Mandela.

In the 60′s a bunch of young people decreed much the same thing in the USA and led to the creation of the civil liberties movement – the very movement today cited by conservatives – the very same conservatives who reject the very purposes of it’s creation…

Luckily we have an answer to this question, which Aristotle already declared and has been reaffirmed by philosophers for 3000 years since. And philosophy makes no exceptions to the rule: “Call to tradition” is a fallacy.

I am not a liberal in fact, but I am definitely more sympathetic to liberals than I am to conservatives. Personally, I evaluate every issue individually and choose the position which I believe is most correct. The reality is 9/10 the one that comes out as “logically the most sensible” also happens to be the one the liberals follow. The other 1/10 times– neither liberals nor conservatives have the answer I think is right.
I can’t think of a single issue in the world today where the conservatives seems to have the right answer.

Why ? Because their thinking is clouded by the fallacy of the call to tradition. It’s interesting that I also don’t know a single conservative who comes from a truly poor background. What conservatives mostly want to conserve it seems… is their own historical wealth, power and position.

I remember (one of) you once stating a massive dislike for Britain’s NHS… well… I think it’s the best damn idea Britain ever came up with. What would you prefer ? A system like that in the USA where 50 million people can’t get any medical care whatsoever ? Not even if they are actively dying ? And the other 250 million have their medical coverage determined by “how much does the operation cost” instead of “will it save a life” ?

Much as I like you some conservatives as people.. I have to say, I absolutely cannot stand their politics.

Jan 202010
 
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With the “how fanboys see operating systems” picture doing the rounds… it occured to me that fanboys are even worse about movies… so here’s my take on how Fanboys of three great classic movies, see each other’s poison.

Movie As seen by
The Terminator Lord of the Rings Star Wars
Lord of the rings fans
Terminator Fans
Star Wars fans
Jan 182010
 
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Ask any Cape-Townian what the single worst daily traffic jam in Cape Town is, we all know the answer. The M5 crossing over the N1 going North or turning to Paarl. What we tend not to think about is why this is so. The road itself is fine. What causes the massive daily delays is a few selfish morons who think their time is worth more than everybody else’s – so they get in the Left-hand lane, which is meant for the (very few at the end of the day) cars going to the CBD drive to the end of that lane then press back into the crowded right hand lane.

Now the sheer volume of cars in that lane means that it will always be a bit slow, we can reasonably expect a ten minute delay there – but these people are so self-important that, in order to save that ten minutes – they act with utter and complete disrespect towards everyone else on the road – and the resulting delays generally means that everybody who is too decent to act this way now ends up queuing for half an hour or more (sometimes over an hour).

Of course, because the people in that right hand lane are the decent ones – they always let the assholes back into the lane upfront (the right thing to do would be to simply deny them a gap and leave them waiting longer than everybody else) – so these guys get a nice feeling of accomplishment at having not been one of the suckers in the queue. Well frankly, if that’s your attitude to people… if you do something like that without having a women on the backseat in labor (rather unlikely as the nearest hospital is the other way) then that makes you, the worst kind of human being.

The kind that makes this world terrible for everybody. Obsessed only with your own needs and desires, convinced of your own self-importance, seeing all other people merely as obstacles or, at best, stepping stones.

I believe that when somebody can be that extremely selfish (it’s probably borderline psychopathy) in one aspect of their lives the odds of them being any better in any other aspect of their lives is so vanishingly small as to be, effectively, non-existent.
Yes the line between those lanes should be made solid and lane changes prohibited for 1km prior to the offramp (though this present a problem for the one or two people who are new to the city and may not realize they are in the wrong lane until the last moment) – that may improve things, but it won’t change the fact that this problem would never have existed if not for selfish assholes who think they matter more than everybody else.

This is, of course, just one example – you see this behavior everywhere. This morning a car cut out of the lane in front of me and skipped a line at a traffic light… by driving in the bicycle lane ! I don’t even do that on my motorbike for fear of endangering school children – this person thinks they are so important that taking the risk of killing a schoolchild to save 5 minutes is worth it for them. The thing is… before the car turned out of the lane, I knew it would – I predicted it would – and which was the one car that did it. It was the expensive car with the GP number plate.

Now this is not to say that only GP cars do dangerous and selfish things. Most of the cars responsible for the above M5 example are Cape Townians. What is a fact though: is that if there is a dangerous and stupid act by which a selfish moron could save five minutes without regard for other peoples time and lives… and there is a GP car around one of the CA cars may do it- the GP car, without exception, will do it.

How sad… don’t you think ?

Jan 092010
 
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Right, recently after getting rather badly ganked by a rogue, my friend Tyrini informed me of the following: “Rogues do it from behind, watch out for them”… this got me thinking (as it would) and I hereby present what I believe to be the first authoritive list of how everyone “does it” in WoW.

Classes:

  • Druids do it the natural way
  • Hunters do it with pets
  • Mages do it from a distance
  • Warlocks do it slowly
  • Paladins do it righteously
  • Priest do it religiously (probably with virgins)
  • Rogues do it from behind
  • Shaman’s do it with totems
  • Warriors do it hard
  • Deathknights do it badly

Races:

  • Draenei do it with tails
  • Dwarves do it with metal
  • Gnomes do it with devices (notably: ladders)
  • Humans do it with each other
  • Night elves do it with trees
  • Blood elves do it gayly
  • Orcs do it with spikes
  • Taurens do it because they are horny
  • Trolls do it with rocks
  • Undead doesn’t do it (for anybody)
    • Well there you have it, next time you meet any of the above – you can know what to expect when they are doing it. Of course – the combinations also hold true, hence I suggest: if there is a Blood Elve Rogue in your party… don’t bend down to pick up the loot.