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Right, recently after getting rather badly ganked by a rogue, my friend Tyrini informed me of the following: “Rogues do it from behind, watch out for them”… this got me thinking (as it would) and I hereby present what I believe to be the first authoritive list of how everyone “does it” in WoW.

Classes:

  • Druids do it the natural way
  • Hunters do it with pets
  • Mages do it from a distance
  • Warlocks do it slowly
  • Paladins do it righteously
  • Priest do it religiously (probably with virgins)
  • Rogues do it from behind
  • Shaman’s do it with totems
  • Warriors do it hard
  • Deathknights do it badly

Races:

  • Draenei do it with tails
  • Dwarves do it with metal
  • Gnomes do it with devices (notably: ladders)
  • Humans do it with each other
  • Night elves do it with trees
  • Blood elves do it gayly
  • Orcs do it with spikes
  • Taurens do it because they are horny
  • Trolls do it with rocks
  • Undead doesn’t do it (for anybody)
    • Well there you have it, next time you meet any of the above – you can know what to expect when they are doing it. Of course – the combinations also hold true, hence I suggest: if there is a Blood Elve Rogue in your party… don’t bend down to pick up the loot.

       

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