Feb 242010
 
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MacGyver in the 80′s and Gregory House today are in fact, two characters built on the same basic premise. Of a maverick genius who thinks outside the box, solves the puzzle and saves lives. That is dramatic enough for television but in fact maverick geniuses in the real world are more likely to come up with ideas like google’s revolutionary “let’s be the site where people spend the least possible amount of time – but the one they visit a thousand times a day”.
Not exactly television dramatics, but in fact the core point is the same. IT can consistently trace it’s greatest successes to somebody with an idea that broke every expected “rule” about the industry using the available resources in novel ways for a new and unexpected outcome- which changes the game. When you change the game, your company makes money because you immediately one-up every competitor.
I’ll bet a lot of CEO’s out there are thinking “ooh, yeah, that’s me- the game-changing MacGyver of the industry”… and with a few exceptions – sorry, you’re all wrong. The exceptions are those engineers who made a gamechanging creation in a startup and became a CEO without ever having studied an MBA. Again Google springs to mind.

Where both shows get it wrong is that they portray these maverick geniuses as rare gems of humanity that hardly exist. In fact… I’m not at all sure that’s true- the evidence suggest otherwise. Consider that in a fairly random sampling of the population (like, say, your office) 10% of the people ought to be in the top-10% IQ range in the world… that’s a lot of very smart people and a few truly rare geniuses too. But the news gets better, most people of “average” and below intelligence don’t work for software companies, they work for MacDonalds. So that means you staff is really only selected from the top 50% – and that means 20% of them are in the top-10% and a full 4% should be in the top 2%.
This number varies – the better your company is at attracting the best of the best (a matter of payscales, benefits and culture) the higher those values will get as you push the selection from which your sample comes to an ever higher subsection of the total.
So it seems… the genius part isn’t what’s rare… it must be the maverick part. The great out-of-the-box idea that no manager would ever have approved. Gregory House and Angus MacGyver both rely on bosses who value their results over methodology (and occasionally to enforce just a bit of sanity on them by stopping them before they get too risky… we rarely hear Pete Thornton say “thats’ an order MacGyver” – but when he does, it’s because MacGyver was about to risk his life a bit too much). They get given the freedom to break the rules, because the results are worth it.

That’s where google and opensource (I don’t say free software here because I’m talking about the development methodology, not the ethical movement) mostly gets it right. They go out of their way to reduce the redtape and checks and balances for their engineers. You can test and QA later, in beta. First- get the ideas, ideas make money. Google’s greatest invention wasn’t map-reduce, it wasn’t pagerank, it wasn’t contextual advertising… it was 20%-time. Give each employee a day a week to work on any project they want, with or without help – to try ideas without risk of rebuke if it fails – but with great rewards (massive bonuses) if it works.
It was 20%-time that gave google products like gmail and google-talk and the chrome-browser. That was google’s biggest game-changer. The best thing is that this idea not only got them great products, it made them the most sought-after employer in the world. Every software engineer is a little jealous of the people at google… where staff get gaming systems for stress relief and company sponsored massages for an hour a week… but above all – 20%-time… time to be creative and innovative without restriction.
This popularity has allowed google to headhunt the best of the best engineers in the world – a cycle that then feeds back into itself as these top engineers are attracted to the freedom they get to create, and what they create made google rich.
Open-source gets gamechanging creativity by making it possible to start a software project with very little expense – without lawyers or managers approving it – and engineers do it because it gives us a chance to really be creative and innovative.
But most software companies have no gamechangers, just the same products and their easy to predict follow-ups. Because in a system of rules, regulations, controls, checks and balances – nobody innovates, you just keep your head down and hope to not get blamed. When the system is like that, you can’t dare take risks – without risk there can be no creation. This is why most software projects are late. This is why most of them suck. This is why a good software company hardly ever becomes a great one.
A great software company must open the door to risk if they are to open the door to reward.

So throw away the rulebook, get rid of the dresscode (seriously guys, what does Larry Ellingson, Steve Jobs, Sergei Brinn and Sandy Lehrman have in common ? None of them have ever been seen in a suit !), give your superstars the freedom to shine… and give everybody on your payroll the chance to be a superstar. Most of them – are not going to let you down.

Feb 162010
 
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Most of you probably know this by now, but just over two weeks ago – I announced the end of my involvement in the kongoni project. The reasons were stated in the original post so I won’t be rehashing them here. I did however state that if somebody volunteers to take over the leadership – I will gladly pass it on, and help the person to get going.

The good news is, less than 48 hours later, such a volunteer emerged. We’ve been working together quite hard over the past
few days as I taught him the structures and set up access for him to the various pieces of infrastructure that make up the build systems for Kongoni. By mid-week he had done his first ISO build and by yesterday he was starting to get ready to do git commits and publish his first changes to git-current.

He’ll have a steep learning curve still to get to know the system’s many ins-and-outs like I do but he’s at a working level and progress can once more begin. I am very happy to be able to tell you all this as it means that my greatest regret about leaving kongoni – that it left the users without an upgrade has been resolved.

So I am happy to announce that Robert Gabriel is the new leader of the Kongoni project, he has already launched a rather
spiffy new Kongoni website which I urge you to check out.

For myself, this by no means ends my involvement with free software, least of all with the fully-free-distribution movement, it
merely shifts my direction to something more feasable for me as a person with my particular practical considerations at this time. I have, in the time since the anouncement, accepted an invitation to become a contributor to the gnewsense project. I am slowly learning the ins-and-outs of the gnewsense ideas and my initial progress has been slowed by dedicating time helping Robert get started – but I have as an initial step taking responsibility for adding and maintaining a chromium package for Gnewsense. In the future I intend to get quite heavilly involved – and possibly take over most of the maintenance on gnewsense-KDE as currently there is very limited work done there (largely due to lack of manpower).

So, here’s to the future. The kng is dead, long live the kng.

Feb 102010
 
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There is out there on the net selections of film, video and television to suit every taste. Geeks even get a nice big share these days thanks
to blogs like wired’s geekdads. Probably the only blog I’ve ever seen that reviews DVD-sets of TV-series (because who else but a geek holds
a tv-series marathon watching the entire thing over a weekend ?)

Well, I decided to try my hand at it, and pick my top ten items in three fields of media that I consider to be geek must-haves. Some are mainstream
popular, some are obscure in the extreme. I’m not doing every piece of geek media (for example I’m skipping Anime and Comics because although I love them
there are many people far more up-to-date on them than me) – instead I’m focussing on those where I feel I am particularly clued up (and my university
classes actually gave me the training to judge them at a more highly-trained level) – that being film, television and books.
Now before I proceed I should point out that I do not as a rule watch television – it’s a rare thing for me to do so. I do however like to rent,buy or
download DVD-copies of those shows I do like, and watch them as a whole when it suits me.

These listings have no time-limit, they cover everything I ever saw that I would count in my top-ten and they are listed in no particular order
e.g. placing a film at number 3 as opposed to number 4 does not say anything about how good it is, I think everything on this list should be
seen by any geek). The really hard part was keeping the list down to only ten items each- a lot of very good stuff were left out, that could very easilly
have made the cut and some people will argue they ought to be there- please feel free to list your choices that you think should have been there in the
comments. Just to name an example – my first draft had spiderman on it, it got knocked out on review by District 9.
I did include some graphic novels under books – I seperate them from “comics” here in that they are not serial and each copy represents a full story.

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    Film:

  1. Metropolis
  2. Gattaca – The first and still best movie about genetic manipulation ever made, and highly underrated
  3. Dark City – Sifi meets the psychological thriller
  4. District 9
  5. The day the earth stood still (the original, not the remake)
  6. Star Wars (The original three)
  7. The princess bride
  8. Bill and Ted’s totally excellent adventure
  9. The Matrix – the original
  10. Wargames

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    Books:

  1. Any and all discworld books (what you thought I would leave them out ?)
  2. Stardust by Neil Gaiman
  3. Good Omens – By Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet
  4. Stranger in a strange land – By Robert Heinlein
  5. Ender’s Game – By Orson Scott Card
  6. 2001 – A Space Odyssey – By Arthur C. Clarke
  7. Snowcrash – By Neal Stephenson
  8. The death of doctor Island, The Island of Doctor Death and The Doctor of Death Island – By Gene Wolfe
  9. The last question – By Isaac Asimov
  10. The Amtrak Wars (especially the first book, but read all four) – By Patrick Tilley

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    Television:

  1. MacGuyver
  2. Doctor Who
  3. Firefly
  4. Star Trek – The Next Generation
  5. The X-Files – Especially season 3
  6. Buffy the vampire slayer – Especially season 2
  7. House M.D.
  8. Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  9. Spider-Man: The Animated Series (I prefer it over the 60′s series, it had better voice-acting, better writing, great production and very well-done mix of 3D and 2D animation styles)
  10. Gargoyles. (Our second animated series on the listing. Useless fact: The voice talents were almost entirely provided my former cast members of ST:TNG)
Feb 052010
 
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It hit my mailbox today – the decision to put the entire letter in a jpg file probably got it past gmail’s spam filters… but sheez, this is absolutely terrible… terribly perfect as a rip-off that is…

Get this:
1) Firstly the spelling and grammar is actually almost acceptably good !
2) It puts a whole new spin on the usual “God bless you for your help” and other religious crud in the “help me collect my dead husbands fortunes” 419s by pretending to be from a Christian in Saudi who had converted (along with the dead hubby) from Islam
3) It then goes on to state that the purpose of the money for her is to use it for charity ! To build things like cancer research centers !
4) The “I have cancer” bit is a nice (if rather fucked up) twist…

Sheez… I can just see a million fundamentalists falling for this one… Here is the letter as I receive it.
Please if you get this – IT IS NOT REAL. These scammers have in the past committed fraud, theft, kidnapping and even more violent crimes than that against people who respond. Do not fall for it.

Oh, and whichever scammer came up with this one… you know, “Sister Mary Jones” is really not a very believable name for a lady who was born to a Muslim family in Saudi Arabia !

419 Scam

419 Scam

Feb 042010
 
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It’s not often I do two posts on the same day, let alone with radically different content, one a humorous parody of a band – and now a genuine serious
article on a matter of great importance to me. I suppose it’s just the way my mind works.

As the outcry over the President’s affair and subsequent fathering a child continous, I have lost whatever tiny smidgen of respect I once had for
Hellen Zille. Unlike most people who may make such a claim – I don’t support Zuma as a politician either however. I don’t think he should be the
president and I don’t think he should be re-elected. Unlike Zille however, my statements to this effect is based on critique of (many of) his policies
(and recognition of the correctness of others), his performance at the implementation of those policies and – most importantly – the fact that he
used weasel techniques and legal technicalities to avoid prosecution for the fraud charges he faced – instead of standing in a proper court. As the
accused he had the benefit of the doubt. He didn’t even have to prove his innocense, he’d walk away a free man with no controversy if they couldn’t prove
his guilt… when you have that kind of odds… and his kind of money… it’s pretty suspicious if you dodge the trial.

But none of this removes his rights as a citizen of the country. Privacy is not a negotiable matter. It’s a basic human right. Like free speech, free labour,
free thought, free association… but then I have never really believed that Zille believes in any of these things. Let’s be clear about this, the DA’s
policies are about as liberal as Rush Limbaugh painted pink… purely skin-deep and even that facade is filled with cracks.
They do not, because most of their voters do not, really believe in these human rights. Like all concervatives they think “I have these rights, and you
can have them too – just as long as you only use them to do and say what I agree with.”
The difference can be summed up like this: concervatives and liberals both claim to believe in freedom of religion. But a liberal means “let anybody have
the right to believe what they want”, a concervative means “let me have the right to force my particular brand of religion on all of society without
restriction”.

Now wrap all that up in a politician and you get Zille’s opportunistic grab at the news headline that Zuma had a child out of wedlock. Zuma rightfully
points out that his sex life is a private matter (and what, in this world is more private than that ?)… and she claims he doesn’t have a right to privacy
about his sex life because other people look to him for examples.
Sorry – reporting his sex life in the newspapers should not be tolerated. Free press does not mean the right to privacy goes away. It means they can
report in the public interest without restriction. Who any particular person fucks is never in the public interest to know… sorry, I can’t think of a
single example where an individuals right to privacy would not outweigh this need. If he was caught with an underaged girl that would be another matter
because now the legality of his private actions are at stake. But sex between consenting adults is a private matter… end of story – there can be
no debate about this – if you start making exceptions on things like this… very soon – none of us will have any privacy.

Think it can’t happen ? We lived in that world not long ago. Remember the puritans ? The victorians ? The latter is barely a century ago –
in what was already a liberal nation! Just 25 years ago, here in South Africa, the government decided that sex with somebody of a different race was
immoral, and forbade mariages between them as a little bonus. Technically it was sex-out-of-wedlock that was illegal, but it would only apply if that
sex happened where wedlock was prohibited. Their morality (which I’m sure Zille would publicly claim not to agree with) came to be a law that caused some of
the greatest hardships in this country.
My fathers generation saw four brothers who all grew up supporting appartheid all become opposed to it during their lifetimes via various routes. For one
of my uncles – the heart of that opposition came about when he was a young prosecutor working in a magistrates court and watching case after case of
people’s lives being destroyed for falling in love with somebody they weren’t allowed to.

Because the people in power had decided that their personal morality should have the force of law.

Fundamental to the democracy we built after 1994 is the basic premise that individual human rights are sacrosanct. That personal choice is a right and
we do not have to conform with every idea of society – even the popular ones. Whether I agree with Zuma’s behavior or not is irellevent. The fact that
I know about it without his deciding to tell me himself is however a basic violation of his rights. This attempt to attack him based on his personal
moral and cultural values and for how they do not comply with those of the conservatives who vote for the DA is nothing but outrageous.

None of the excuses bandied about for why his behaviour should be decried hold any water. We’re told we should violate his privacy and complain because
he is an example to the youth who follow his lead. Nevermind that actual research shows this just isn’t true (at least off sexual behaviour)… the fact is
if his rights had not been violated in the first place- the youth would never have known what his behaviour actually was !
Saying he is a role model who should live by a higher standard is one thing – demanding that to be YOUR higher standard is quite another. Zuma is acting
as a perfect role model for the values he believes in. You may question those values, this is our constitutional right, but you may not force him to accept
yours. That’s the law.

This is a secular nation now – with good reason. Because we felt in severe suffering the results of letting morality and religion have the force of law very
recently. Believe what you will, express your beliefs but do not enforce them on others. You may not like Zuma having four wives and an affair – but nobody
is forcing you to do the same, and you can’t force him not to.
Whatever else it may be, it’s not a political issue by any means. You aren’t supposed to pick a politician who agrees with your morals, you’re supposed to
pick a politician just liked you’d hire a staff member. Based on his fitness for the job at hand. We don’t get to ask potential staff members their sexual
preference – the law has seen fit to protect people’s privacy in that regard – why should we get to ask a politician if he believes in polygamy or not ?

It’s probably discriminatory that polygamy is only legal if you ethnically belong to one of the cultures where it has always been tradition, it should be
allowed or banned across the board – but then I don’t believe in giving cultures special treatment – that is what discrimination means. The fact is though,
Zuma has not – in this instance, broken any of the laws of this country. His actions are perfectly within his rights as a citizen of this nation.
That fact that his job is public doesn’t mean his life is. By that logic so is the lives of every other public servant as well. Do you think we have
the right to know if a postal worker is gay or not ? Nor do we have the right to know the sexual activities and preferences of politicians unless they
choose too tell us.
I don’t believe in censorship – but preventing a newspaper (also known as a corporate entity – e.g. NOT a human being anyway) from profiting
from the violation of human rights is not censorship – it’s PROTECTING free speech. Court decisions here and abroad has consistently found that the
sex lives of celebrities are not news in the public interest. A politician is nothing but a celebrity postal worker and should enjoy the same protection of
his rights.
The fact that Zille is jumping up and down screaming “adultering polygamist” while people in her province are starving to death is the very peak of
self-righteous political hipocricy that has caused the terrible state that the world is in today.
It’s one thing for Hayibo to joke about her Botox treatments, it would be quite another for them to steal her medical records to prove their jokes.

Feb 042010
 
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Now I know I’m fokken famous but I was still kina surprized when my phone rang and Yo-Landi asked me out cos she’s way more fokken famous than I is. At least now that MaxNormal ditched the three-piece suits and reinvented themselves as Die Antwoord.
I’m not even all that used to girls asking me out, throwing me undies with their number on is a more usual approach but I guess she’s a bit fokken old-fashioned in that regard. So I spent some time thinking what a chick like her would actually, you know like, dig and shit, and came up with this perfect date plan.

Hired the perfect car (a 1988 Toyota Hilux bakkie met fucked suspension), and picked her up from her posh pozzie in *censored* where her bra’s DJ HiTek and Max Waddy first read me the fokken leviete about taking good care of her and not fokken playing with their little friend and having her home before fokken dawn…
So off we go to her favorite fokken restaurant (a wimpy drive through) and then to go watch the the city lights from some fokken naais romantiek hilltop somewhere. Next fokken thing I know… she’s like: “bru… jy’s fokken tasty, pomp my.”.. and one thing jumped on another en toe creak daai fokken hilux se springs harder as HiTek se fokken next-level beats.

I had to stick my finger in her mouth to suck on – but mostly to make her stop trying to fokken dirty talk cos that’s just not on … at least, not the fokken way she does it… what can I fokken say ? I mean she may be a fokken zef rapper but I don’t think rapping the lyrics of rich-bitch during orgasm is all that fokken appealing, besides she can’t rap as fast as fokken Max so she wasn’t keeping up with the rythm of the fokken springs and I wasn’t gonna slow that down. Fok daai kak.

Anyways, about five seconds later she’s complaining cos I’m taking too long and she’s getting fokken tired, so we finish off and I drop her off…

She’s fokken awesome.

DISCLAIMER: This post is a parody review of the band. I did not in fact go on an actual date with Yo-Landi in a Hilux (or any other vehicle) and I did
not in fact sleep with her, or in fact ever even meet her (so if there’s ever a paternity claim I know it aint mine)…
I just wanted to get into the spirit of the thing. I dig the irony of the band, and I hope they’ll dig the irony of my chosen review style.