So after playing alliance ever since I started on WoW, I learned recently that my guildies have started some horde alts, and formed a seperate guild for those. After some thinking, I decided to join in – and thus I started my first horde alt. In the interest of being easilly recognized, I named him Jetraven, the Troll Hunter.
As with my other alt, OMGpwnies, I’ll be keeping a diay of his progress. These blogs are a bit of an RP thing for me so as OMGpwnies writes as an educated druid lady, so Jetraven will write in character as well.
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Yah mon, I started me out in dees place called the Vallley of Trials in Durotar. There was dees guy there who asked me to go kill some piggies so I went out and killed them. Dees was kina easy but I was kina sad cos dee piggies cute, and then I had to run all the way to dees town called Razor Hill which is an orc town to find a mailbox cos dees nice lady from the alliance side sent me some heirlooms. She sayin’ I can use them and then when I don’t use them I should send them back for her to use and we can take turns like dat.
So mebe some of dem liance people aren’t so bad as they look, still ugly though. Well the nelf chikas aren’t so bad but their tusks are way too tiny for proper lovebites mon. I den wen back to the valley and deed some quests there. One was funny, dees guy he give me a stick and tell me to go wake up da lazy sleepin’ peons with it. Dem peons were all grumpy but once thumped dem they got to work quickly like.
Finely I went into dees cave where I had to find dees mining pick that some guy left there, lots of little demon thingys in dere but they no bothered me. Den I had to go back to go kill dees big demon but he was all squishy like and I thumped him hard after shootings him full of arrows.
I wen back to Razor Hill and learned to do some magic shooting stuff like concussive shot and serpent sting. I had to run around a lot to echo isles and such and kill some udder trolls what been hexed. I also trained how to do mining so I can get shining tings outa da ground and I trained engineering so I can make me own gunz and stuffz. Dinna know how to make guns yet tho, but I could make bullets so I made lots and lots of bullets so long.
I also had to kill a lot of dese burning blade cultists, I haz a feelingz I iz gonna be running into dem many more times.
When I got to level 10 I when to orgrimmar and stayed dere a while. I learned how to do fishing and I got a pet. Himz this raptor who is all cute and him helps me hunt very nicely. I calls him Mump. I dunno why, it just sounded kina rite. I learned howta make a gun then. It’s called a broomstick but it’s really a gun. Only nobody in Orgrimar could teach me how to use gunz. Dumb Ogres.
I took the zeppelin to Tundar Bluf instead where I could train gunz. I also travelled to Ratchet and to Booty Bay and stuffz but mostly I was just running around for a long time getting skillz and stuff sorted. I heard about this big pretty kitty called Echeyakee that I want to tame. So I went to cross roads in the barrens and started doing quests for dees lady called Sergra who is a cow cos I heard she can tell me where to findz him. She made me go kill plainstriders and get their beaks. Them plainstriders was tough cos the small ones dey don’t drop da beaks often so I went and killed da beeg ones. They were 5 levels higher than me but with Mump’s help I could get dem dead and take der beaks.
Da server went down after dat so I couldn’t go further. Sergra wants me to go kill zevhra’s for der hoofs next and after dat I must kill a bunch of cats before I can tame da one I want. I reckon I’ll be high enough level by den to get him, else I’ll just do sum udder tings first.






