Wednesday evening I met up with Megan and Caitlin on Dolphin beach where we went for a long beach walk joking and chatting before heading out for some pizza. After the pizza we decided to go to the Banned Rock Lounge nearby where we went and sat in the outside courtyard by the small fold-out pool with our drinks.
The place was pretty empty (it being a Wednesday night and all) but there were a few people there. The table next to us had three guys who were all shirtless and behind us was a table with two more guys and one girl in one of those "I'm so hot" outfits with a red top that showed plenty of cleavage.
They one guy at the table next to us was in that friendly drunk stage where he was trying being best mates with everybody but mostly we were pretty much ignoring the other people and chatting among ourselves while enjoying the club's excellent music. At some point the three guys from the table ended up in some sort of competition showing off their bare chests to the girl at the other table so she could pick the best tan and torso.
We joked about this at our table and the friendly drunk came over and asked me why I hadn't joined in the competition. I looked at him and jokingly said "Because I'm the guy sitting with two hot chicks already". He responded: "So ? I don't see them on your lap". I was going to reply "Yet" but Megan piped up and said "Was there earlier" and gave me the sexiest wink you can imagine…
At which point mister friendly drunk slunk back to his table, tail between his legs while I gloated like never before in my life !