Mar 042011
 
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It's time for another filkday over at the silentcoder brain, and you have to suffer through it with me.

 

Pwn Me.
Sung to the Tune of "Rape Me" by Nirvanna

Pwn me
Pwn me, my friend
Pwn me
Pwn me again

 

I'm not the only one .IIIII [3x]
I'm not the only one… 

 

Root me
Goatse my desktop again
Hack me
Pwn me, my friend

 

I'm not the only one.IIIII [3x]
I'm not the only one… 

 

My favorite taco sauc
I fear your open source
You wiped my data this morn
Replaced my thesis with porn

 

Pwn me
Pwn me, my friend
Pwn me
Pwn me, again

 

I'm not the only one ?, IIIII [3x]
I'm not the only one..

 

Pwn me! (Pwn me!)[8x]
Pwn me!

Sep 302010
 
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Yes I turned the song that started the genre of thrash metal into a slightly sarcastic song about romance…sorta.
Yeah, I went there.

Sung to: Battery by Metallica
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Calling the eyes pretty
Say the hair is shiny
No split ends to tear away
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Hypnotizing power
Compare her to a flower
Flattery is here to stay
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Feeling out her boundaries
Interest has found me
Cannot stop the flattery
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Plying on the sweet words
Slipping in the heat words
Can’t resist the flattery
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“Wanna start a family ?”
Flattery is found in me
Flattery
Flattery
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Say her boobs are awesome
Tonight she won’t be wholesome
Never any impotency
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Hungry kisses seeker
Gentle touches sneaker
Growing the insanity
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Feeling out her boundaries
Interest has found me
Cannot stop the flattery
.
Plying on the sweet words
Slipping in the heat words
Can’t resist the flattery
.
“Wanna start a family ?”
Flattery is found in me
Flattery
Flattery
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Circle of eruption
Teases bringing traction
Promises of energy
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Whipping up a fury
Never gonna hurry
We create the flattery
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Feeling out her boundaries
Interest has found me
Cannot stop the flattery
.
Plying on the sweet words
Slipping in the heat words
Can’t resist the flattery
.
“Wanna start a family ?”
Flattery is found in me
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery

Mar 052010
 
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My thanks to JHBPrincess for the line that inspired this one.
Sung (of course) to the melody of: The sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle

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Hello Friday, my old friend
I’ve come to walk with you again
Because a week softly burning
Left it’s scars while I was working
And the users that were standing at my desk
Were insane
And spewed the sound of stupid

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In directory trees I walked alone
Ten milion files of mpeg-one
Wading through penis-enlargement spam
And then the real mail isn’t worth a damn
When my eyes were stabbed by a website in adobe flash
That split my brain
And screeched the sound of stupid

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And in the monitor light I saw
People praising “Avatar”
People talking without thinking
People typing without spelling
People writing crap that braincells never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of stupid

——-
“Fools,” said I, “you do not know
Stupid like a cancer grows
Read my blog and I might teach you
Switch of Britney and I might reach you”
But they all said “STFU fag”
And clammored with the sound of stupid

——-
And the idiots bowed to pray
To the pop idols they wanted to lay
And the signs flashed out their warnings
In the words that they were forming
And the signs said “Caution: coffee burns when hot”
And “Am I hot” ?
And I wept at the sound of stupid.

Jul 282009
 
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I have given some thought about who the gothbusters might be and what they may look like. First I pictured a couple of fundamentalist preachers from the American Midwest, but it lacked a certain something. Perhaps a couple of bearded Virginian founding-father types ?
Finally it hit me. Gothbusters would make the perfect theme for the next season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.


GOTHBUSTERS

If there’s scary teens
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

If they dress all weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

I ain’t afraid of no goths
I ain’t afraid of no goths

If they wear black make-up
on a shiny white base
Who can ya call?
GOTHBUSTERS

Prosthetic vampire teeth
sticking outa his face ?
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

I ain’t afraid of no goths
I ain’t afraid of no goths

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

When the girl next door
hits puberty
Then it’s time to call
GOTHBUSTERS

I ain’t afraid of no goths
Boys do it to get girls
I ain’t afraid of no goth
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

If she wears black lace
like a freaky lady
Ya better call
GOTHBUSTERS

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin’ makes me feel good!

I ain’t afraid of no goths
I ain’t afraid of no goths

Don’t get caught alone no no

GOTHBUSTERS

When the boy next door
looks like a dockside whore
I think you better call
GOTHBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

I think you better call
GOTHBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

I can’t hear you
Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

Louder
GOTHBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS

Who can ya call?
GOTHBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
GOTHBUSTERS