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Steampunk as a literary form is, for the most part, just a form of the alternate-history novel with elements of science fiction and fantasy thrown in. Though interesting in many ways, it’s not particularly sociologically significant (by itself) – but there is something interesting to be said about it’s sudden and more recent popularity as inspiration for decor.

The resulting decor is deliberately anachronistic, not for sale anywhere and generally done painstakingly by hand by the fans of it. When I say deliberately anachronistic I mean it, fans take the crucial elements of steam era technology (copper and brass cogwheels and sprockets) and mould them into modern technological devices in such a way as to present the appearance that they are functional parts of these devices.
While the literary form may have inspired the idea, it’s certainly more than that.

So why is geek culture suddenly embracing a design style so radically different from what we more commonly expect ? What happen to the LED-string lights and cathode-tubes and plasma-balls we all love and why are we now decorating with cogwheels and mechanicals ? What most geeks do for a living shuns “mechanical” as generally being the worst part of things – it’s the gears and sprockets in the computer (usually in things like fans and hard drive motors) that break. Yet … this design seems to hype up something we are supposed to dislike ?

I think I have an idea why though. Steampunk design takes it’s cues not from the technology of the Victorian age but from the aesthetic designs for technology that were prevalent in that age – and there is a crucial difference between the aesthetic design that Victorian era companies embraced and that prevalent today.
Victorian technology took pride in making as much of the workings of the device visible as possible, as many moving parts in plain sight as could be there. The casings were usually made of glass, and the sprockets and gears kept polished and shined as they were meant to be observed.
The reason was that the Victorians took pride not just in what the device did, but in the intricate workings that allowed it to do so. The designers fed a market filled with curiosity.
By contrast – modern culture has developed a kind of hatred of curiosity. People not only aren’t curious, they not only don’t care about how things work – they insist that their ignorance is a kind of right. Designers of modern technology hide as much of the workings of their product as possible, hide the intricacies – because people get upset by them. People care only about what the device does, they do not want to know or think about how it does so and confronting them with the knowledge upset them.
Geeks have always been a counter-culture to this aspect. Geeks want to know how it works, they are curious explorers by nature. We open our stuff up to see how it fits together, we are the drivers of the free and open-source movement because we want to be able to see how our software works.
In short – geeks have embraced steampunk design out of a deepseated nostalgia for an era when this curiosity was not frowned upon, deemed antisocial or weird, but in fact shared by so many that every device was designed to meet it.

Like all forms of nostalgia this is probably a pretty romanticized view (and certainly a mostly unconscious one). I doubt the average Victorian coalminer gave a damn how a clock worked, but the Victorian gentleman who owned the clock certainly did – that is why all the clocks had casings made of glass rather than wood or sheet-metal. Today we all own clocks – but only a small group of us still care about how a clock works. We are the geeks, the curious ones – the seekers of knowledge. Steampunk-design is a representation of that desire to see behind the veil – a nostalgia for an age when the veil wasn’t there, and more importantly was unwanted rather than desired.

 
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Jean-Claude Van Damme made exactly two good movies in his entire career. The first of course is the classic Timecop, one of the all time sifi-greats. The other was Street Fighter: The ultimate Battle.
This movie, based on the classic capcom game put all the well-known characters from my favorite childhood video game in roles that were well-thought out and quite realistic. They looked like their game counterparts come to life, and followed their stories as far as was possible.
So, despite being straight to video, a good cast and my long-time love for the game as well as the original movie, made me rent this one. What a dissapointment.
The sad thing is, it shouldn’t have been. The acting by most of the cast is surprisingly good, the surprize show-up’s from two of the original American Pie cast members was a bonus, and Michael Clarke Duncan does the best acting since the Green Mile – in fact, better than DareDevil in my view.

So why does it fail ? Firstly, there is surprisingly little of the game represented, Chun Li, Balrog, Bison, Ken and Vega are all of it. Vega has all of two scenes and maybe 3 minutes of screentime. Balrog switches roles from the goodguy he was in the game and the old movie to being Bison’s right-hand man. No matter how well he is acted, if you’re an old-time fan of the game, it creates a constant sense of wrongness to the movie.
Ken is Asian here and dark-haired at that ! Ryu get’s a mention at the end so it’s not a merged character even, and Bison bears absolutely no resemblence to the game or the first movie where he was so wonderfully portrayed by the late Raul Julia. Quite frankly even though this Bison is well-played and scary as hell… he’s just not Bison.

There is a host of other characters that aren’t from the games at all – and could have been (If Nash was Guile it would have been a major improvement).

The idea here should have worked, make a highly dramatic movie based on the Street Fighter Universe, well acted and deeply thoughtful. After-all, the old Street Fighter fanbase are now adults, we don’t just want flashy martial arts, we want acting and scripting. If none of the characters had been SFII based, this would have been a great movie, since some are though… that’s where it falls flat.
It’s so far outside the canon of the storyline we know and love, that the bits they used simply destroy all suspense-of-disbelieve, you have this constant feeling of “wait WTF ?!”

There is one more major problem with it. Kristen Kreuk is the worst Chun Li a person in the final stages of syphilitic insanity could have dreamed up. The girl who got famous as Clarke Kent’s girlfriend in Smallville is really not that great of an actress and her performances is by far the least impressive in the movie as far as the dramatics go.  Her acting feels  contrived and shallow, she’s completely out of place among her co-stars.

What’s worse, her attempts at martial arts are eye-scaldingly terrible. I have not seen an actress fail so badly at looking good doing martial arts since “The next Karate Kid”… No less than four times did I wince as she performed sacrifice move kicks (something very impressive looking of course)… and then got hurt landing… what martial artist who supposedly spent her life training knows how to do a neck-clamp-and-drop but doesn’t know how to do a basic breakfall ? That’s lesson one in practically every martial art on the planet.
I remember in the days I still did martial art, being thrown – over and over and over until my breakfalls were perfect. Until you know how to land from quite a high-height and absorb almost all the shock harmlessly… she managed to knock herself unconsciounce from the height she can jump because her idea of a breakfall is to crack the pavement with her forehead…

In short, the martial arts aren’t good enough for the movie to be a good kicking-movie. It’s just not impressive or believable enough as an action movie, the dramatics fail under a lead actress not up to the task and then get completely destroyed by the continuous sense of “but that’s now how it goes” that comes from rewriting beloved canon. So a dramatic action movie where all the good drama is done by the supporting cast and the lead character’s action scenes would leave even the fans of WWE wrestling feeling it’s unrealistic cannot be saved by even the best acting two baddies can pull off.

Even if you are a fan of the game, I’d give this one a miss, it’s just really dissapointing.

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