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I was 15 when the Rugby World Cup happened in South Africa, I’d seen during my early teenage years the nature of the country change in law, but the old rift between cultures remaining and even getting worse.

I saw the nation getting behind a team that, not long before, much of them had despised. When we beat Australia in that first match, I saw this country gain hope where, previously, there had been despair. A shared hope – that we could win that thing. Saw us unite behind a team that, not long before, had been underdogs.

Saw that series become, the first thing, that all  South Africans could really share, and when we beat all the odds and defeated New Zeeland in that final…  I saw us party together, saw the start of a festival that, over several weeks, would begin to forge a new South African shared culture, the one we live in today.

So I went to see Invictus with a mixture of excitement and scepticism. The history of Nelson Mandela up until 1994′s inauguration was well known, but what he did for this country in that next year, culminating the  world cup, how it changed our nation was an extremely important part of the history which those outside this nation hardly knew. For those of us who live here, and love this country, that first year is why we see Mandela – not as a politician, but as a statesman, a leader, and a servant of his people.

That was the part where, he truly differentiated himself. Winning a struggle for freedom – many have done that, most fell to corruption and petty revenge afterward. Nelson Mandela said “now let us bury the hatchets, and build a better future together” and led the way – by example.

Invictus tells that story, in a way that I believe will convey it to the outside world as the enormous piece of history it truly was, in a way that even those of us who were there – who watched it unfold on our televisions and danced in the streets at it’s culmination would feel renewed in the spirit of those days. Not just remember them, but relive them. And in a way that the many 14 year olds in this country who weren’t there, who never experienced that, can learn it and, I have no doubt, understand it.

I struggle to admit it but this year saw two South African movies that are both, among the best movies ever made. District 9 must gain massive credit for being truly a “made here by local talent” movie, Invictus has two American stars surrounded by an otherwise South African cast instead. But while District9 was a great sifi action movie, a genuine parodic study of South African culture and one of the most orriginal stories I’ve ever seen, Invictus is a piece of history retold with exceptional skill.

While district9 will be a classic among film buffs for generations, Invictus should be required watching in every school in the country from now on. Bravo Clint Eastwood for excellent directing, John Carlin for writing the book about the events before we could forget, Morgan Freeman for playing Madiba… just as we remember him, and Mat Damon for living up to the daunting task of playing Francois Pienaar with, I thought, far more success than I would have expected.

Without spoiling the movie, I can just say… every single one of those memories that made us love that time… will be there, be relived, and celebrated. I have never written a review without some critique before, but this time – I’m making an exception. I can find no fault with Invictus. Go watch it.

 
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Jean-Claude Van Damme made exactly two good movies in his entire career. The first of course is the classic Timecop, one of the all time sifi-greats. The other was Street Fighter: The ultimate Battle.
This movie, based on the classic capcom game put all the well-known characters from my favorite childhood video game in roles that were well-thought out and quite realistic. They looked like their game counterparts come to life, and followed their stories as far as was possible.
So, despite being straight to video, a good cast and my long-time love for the game as well as the original movie, made me rent this one. What a dissapointment.
The sad thing is, it shouldn’t have been. The acting by most of the cast is surprisingly good, the surprize show-up’s from two of the original American Pie cast members was a bonus, and Michael Clarke Duncan does the best acting since the Green Mile – in fact, better than DareDevil in my view.

So why does it fail ? Firstly, there is surprisingly little of the game represented, Chun Li, Balrog, Bison, Ken and Vega are all of it. Vega has all of two scenes and maybe 3 minutes of screentime. Balrog switches roles from the goodguy he was in the game and the old movie to being Bison’s right-hand man. No matter how well he is acted, if you’re an old-time fan of the game, it creates a constant sense of wrongness to the movie.
Ken is Asian here and dark-haired at that ! Ryu get’s a mention at the end so it’s not a merged character even, and Bison bears absolutely no resemblence to the game or the first movie where he was so wonderfully portrayed by the late Raul Julia. Quite frankly even though this Bison is well-played and scary as hell… he’s just not Bison.

There is a host of other characters that aren’t from the games at all – and could have been (If Nash was Guile it would have been a major improvement).

The idea here should have worked, make a highly dramatic movie based on the Street Fighter Universe, well acted and deeply thoughtful. After-all, the old Street Fighter fanbase are now adults, we don’t just want flashy martial arts, we want acting and scripting. If none of the characters had been SFII based, this would have been a great movie, since some are though… that’s where it falls flat.
It’s so far outside the canon of the storyline we know and love, that the bits they used simply destroy all suspense-of-disbelieve, you have this constant feeling of “wait WTF ?!”

There is one more major problem with it. Kristen Kreuk is the worst Chun Li a person in the final stages of syphilitic insanity could have dreamed up. The girl who got famous as Clarke Kent’s girlfriend in Smallville is really not that great of an actress and her performances is by far the least impressive in the movie as far as the dramatics go.  Her acting feels  contrived and shallow, she’s completely out of place among her co-stars.

What’s worse, her attempts at martial arts are eye-scaldingly terrible. I have not seen an actress fail so badly at looking good doing martial arts since “The next Karate Kid”… No less than four times did I wince as she performed sacrifice move kicks (something very impressive looking of course)… and then got hurt landing… what martial artist who supposedly spent her life training knows how to do a neck-clamp-and-drop but doesn’t know how to do a basic breakfall ? That’s lesson one in practically every martial art on the planet.
I remember in the days I still did martial art, being thrown – over and over and over until my breakfalls were perfect. Until you know how to land from quite a high-height and absorb almost all the shock harmlessly… she managed to knock herself unconsciounce from the height she can jump because her idea of a breakfall is to crack the pavement with her forehead…

In short, the martial arts aren’t good enough for the movie to be a good kicking-movie. It’s just not impressive or believable enough as an action movie, the dramatics fail under a lead actress not up to the task and then get completely destroyed by the continuous sense of “but that’s now how it goes” that comes from rewriting beloved canon. So a dramatic action movie where all the good drama is done by the supporting cast and the lead character’s action scenes would leave even the fans of WWE wrestling feeling it’s unrealistic cannot be saved by even the best acting two baddies can pull off.

Even if you are a fan of the game, I’d give this one a miss, it’s just really dissapointing.

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