
It hit my mailbox today – the decision to put the entire letter in a jpg file probably got it past gmail’s spam filters… but sheez, this is absolutely terrible… terribly perfect as a rip-off that is…
Get this:
1) Firstly the spelling and grammar is actually almost acceptably good !
2) It puts a whole new spin on the usual “God bless you for your help” and other religious crud in the “help me collect my dead husbands fortunes” 419s by pretending to be from a Christian in Saudi who had converted (along with the dead hubby) from Islam
3) It then goes on to state that the purpose of the money for her is to use it for charity ! To build things like cancer research centers !
4) The “I have cancer” bit is a nice (if rather fucked up) twist…
Sheez… I can just see a million fundamentalists falling for this one… Here is the letter as I receive it.
Please if you get this – IT IS NOT REAL. These scammers have in the past committed fraud, theft, kidnapping and even more violent crimes than that against people who respond. Do not fall for it.
Oh, and whichever scammer came up with this one… you know, “Sister Mary Jones” is really not a very believable name for a lady who was born to a Muslim family in Saudi Arabia !

419 Scam

Now as you may know, in my dayjob, I’m a unix system administrator. The users who use my servers are not secretaries, in fact they are unix programmers… you would imagine a rather high level of unix competence among them… wouldn’t you?
Well… never ever assume competence among professionals I guess… here are the top 5 funniest responses I have had to give to them:
- *Please explain to me why you need a 5 terrabyte of space to hold “Sample test data” ?
- *If you save your work in /tmp, I’m afraid you cannot blame me if it gets deleted.
- *Why exactly would you check out a project from the source repository, onto a network drive… and leave it there ?
What’s worse: that was a plural “you”.
- *I’m sorry, I cannot install the software you requested, because it doesn’t exist
I’m not making this up.
- *Next time you wish to kill my server, do me a favor, use a forkbomb. An endless loop that allocates 5gb of disk-space to random data on every run, in a server sitting on a VM with a growable drive is just too cruel…
No, I’m still not making this up.
Sigh… and the last one, today, while I’m sick and wishing I was in bed.

Man, just when I thought I’d seen it all, 419-scammers seem to have caught on to the fact that most spam filters now simply destroy their mail without people even seeing it. Thus preventing them from ever reaching potential gullible victims. They found a way around it, ellegant and scary in it’s simplicity.
I just received an SMS that read: “Please contact Doctor Kelvin agentdrkelv@gmail.com for your prize of 7500000 pounds” . The number, a +44 is the correct country code for the UK (I had it wrong earlier, corrected now) – don’t be fooled by this.
Yep, the classic lotto prize 419, in an SMS – the interesting thing is that they obviously realized short messages like in SMS is not sufficient to pull a full scam, so they just put the bait there, then lure you to mail them – if you do, of course, it’s business as usual for one of the most effective criminal syndicate systems we’ve faced.
This shows a classic problem with security systems – technology convergence. In the beginning they kept beating spam filters by simply spamming better, now that this is becoming hard as we are getting good at picking up the consistent messages they need, they are targeting using a completely unfiltered technology, and thus leading you into the conversation. Almost no spam filter in the world will pick a message as spam if it’s a reply to one you sent.
It’s very wrong, but it’s very clever. So this post is a warning to those who read it. I am sure I wasn’t targeted for the SMS. These people almost certainly invested in bulk sms packages and are sms’ing large numbers of people in bulk at overseas rates. A much more expensive proposition than mass mailing, but they must believe the payoff is worth it. So when you get your 419 SMS – ignore it, or contact the cops, whatever you do -don’t mail the address in it.