Okay so this is entirely outside my usual writing sphere… but I thought it was an idea I had to try
I am the soldier of the light
With swinging sword and healing touch
I am the holy blessed knight
Hammer of the righteous
Splat, goes the weasel, whatcha gonna do ?
Guess what I just one-shotted you !
My rage unleashed and all the world is burning
Feel my fury from the maelstrom's churning
You have no future, this is my land now
I am the aspect of death, kneel down and bow !
Bring on Alexstrazza, Let the Titans come
Deathwing is back and the world is undone.
I am cat and I am bear
I am your tree and I am your night-elf
I am even sea-lion so beware
Oathen to protect all nature
Druid, hippy-warrior… stop and stare
Laying out a totem pole
balance it around my soul
Unleashed in a fury
Shammy makes a hole
Explosive freakin' shot
My spider pet will leave you drained
My bowstrings are so hot
I got a wolf and a crocolisk
Hunter yeah, gatherer not
Sneaky stealthing right up near
Feel my poisonous blade
Slash and stab and stun you dear
pick your pockets
Rogue does it from the rear
I'm gonna freeze you out
How you gonna dodge my rain of ice ?
Momma said freeze you out
Flame and fortune bring it on
Mage gonna freeze you out !
Bladestorm roflcopter hit you with an axe
I am true force of arms!
All your punches are my tasty snacks
And I'm not even berserk yet
Warrior slam warrior smash !
Empowered by the darkened shades
I am your slow and painful death
Run away from my demon slaves
While I torture and corrupt you for my own gain
Warlock shadowmaster, summoner of hades